cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff


snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

(Source: snapchatting)


crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater catshe said “see you later cat”meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)


werewolf1992:

where is the url for this petition

werewolf1992:

where is the url for this petition

(Source: the-pietriarchy)


(Source: vfilthy)


batfamilia:

kimiwatanabe:

when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.

(Source: hawluchas)


(Source: thirstiest)


nintenclo64:

friends: “you should have come with us” image


danfreakindavis:

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

image

whenever tyler oakley adds a caption to a post

(Source: tyleroakley)


ed-ingle:

one of the greatest moments in television history 

ed-ingle:

one of the greatest moments in television history 


tropius:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

if i wanted to get excited about a colorful circle id go and buy one of those rubber balls in the gumball dispensers outside of the KMART in town but im not going to do that because im too busy having sex and partying

tropius:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

if i wanted to get excited about a colorful circle id go and buy one of those rubber balls in the gumball dispensers outside of the KMART in town but im not going to do that because im too busy having sex and partying


pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 


pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi


beast-of-joy:

The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

(Source: ironicselfie)


mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.